The Johncox Face is what you get when someone has been talking at you for way too long and doesn’t know when to stop. Eventually your eyes get Heavy and Blood Shot. Your face even starts to droop.
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Original comes from a Legend about Chuck Norris’s Nephew Matt Johncox who could have up to 10 or even more conversations going at once. Now imagine if you’re the only one He is talking at. I guess Chuck isn’t the only one in the family that Could Knock You out with only words. Also Matt Johncox has gone on to be a famous rapper from Upstate NY.
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Original comes from a Legend about Chuck Norris’s Nephew Matt Johncox who could have up to 10 or even more conversations going at once. Now imagine if you’re the only one He is talking at. I guess Chuck isn’t the only one in the family that Could Knock You out with only words. Also Matt Johncox has gone on to be a famous rapper from Upstate NY.
Dang Man, What happened in there? You look you got The Johncox Face. She must of really kept talking.
by MySecondRun September 6, 2025
Get the The Johncox Facemug. Yesterday my friend count was 388. Today it's 387, but who left? Yet again the victim of the phantom Face-diss.
by conwayTN September 4, 2009
Get the Phantom Face-dissmug. Look at that one ear having motherfucker, that one ear sticking out making him look like a coffee mug. He is a mug face.
by ChingL April 8, 2024
Get the Mug Facemug. 
Your real face. The one you have walking through the kitchen Sunday morning after a 2-4 bender and only like 5 people know about.
Hero-"hey babe I showed the Easter pictures to Susan at work"
Wife- You didn't show the one with my House Face right?
Hero-"Nah bae, I got you"
Wife- You didn't show the one with my House Face right?
Hero-"Nah bae, I got you"
by BalerionTheBlack April 14, 2021
Get the House Facemug. It’s about drive, it’s about power, we stay hungry, we devour
Put in the work, put in the hours and take what’s ours
Black and Samoan in my veins, my culture bangin’ with Strange
I change the game so what’s my f ‘ name? (Rock)
What they gonna get though?
Desecration, defamation, if you wanna bring it to the masses
Face to face now we escalatin’ when I have to put boots to as
Mean on ya like a dream when I’m rumblin’
You’re gonna scream, “Mama”
So bring drama to the king Brahma (Then what?)
Comin’ at ya’ with extreme mana (Ahoo, ahoo, ahoo)
Put in the work, put in the hours and take what’s ours
Black and Samoan in my veins, my culture bangin’ with Strange
I change the game so what’s my f ‘ name? (Rock)
What they gonna get though?
Desecration, defamation, if you wanna bring it to the masses
Face to face now we escalatin’ when I have to put boots to as
Mean on ya like a dream when I’m rumblin’
You’re gonna scream, “Mama”
So bring drama to the king Brahma (Then what?)
Comin’ at ya’ with extreme mana (Ahoo, ahoo, ahoo)
by death to all humans March 15, 2022
Get the Face offmug. by BrenTheBarbarian August 20, 2025
Get the Fuse facemug.