ass clown

v. to insert an object into another person's anal cavity, to that person's suprise and chagrin. used to humiliate and demoralize.

n. a person who thinks that ass clowining is a good idea and wants to practice it on his friends for fun. often correlated with having intercourse with microwave-heated cantaloupes.

you're walking funny coming out of the drunk tank; aw, they ass clowned you and took your shoes, huh?

by terrero November 3, 2004

Goofy Ass

Goofy's Ass Are Fucked Up Niggas that All They Do Is Talk About Bitches to Other Bitches

Autine: Hey Babe That Girl A Thot.
Elan: Yeah
Reagan: Austine You A Goofy Ass Nigga cause We Just Fuck em Bitches Up We Can't even Remember Thier Name When We Arent Aroud Them! You're A Goofy Ass
Elan: Yeah Reagan

by Jimmy_Willock February 27, 2018

ass cheese

Similar to a douchebag

Look at that Ryan kid....what an ass cheese!

by blobboy February 10, 2003

ass gasket

The imaginary anatomical part that gets dislodged when one defecates profusely under duress, often involving "spraying" of shit.

"Man, I almost shat myself. I blew an ass gasket in there!"

by Two horsecocks for Sister Sara December 14, 2008

Christ in the ass

Using Christ insted of pain mostly would be used by satanist Calling some one a christ in the ass is like calling some one a pain in the ass usually used to tell off some one that is anoying you or using you this is used only if you are against god

"Jhon your such a christ in the ass"

"my boss is being such a christ in the ass"

by Aganist gods men September 10, 2008

Dumb-ass

one of my best friends Zane

Zane (and now random crap because of the gay 20 letters 3 word rule)

by Kung Fu actiion grip kick ass gammete Jackson July 21, 2004

dead ass

It's where you with a group of close friends and when the pussy friend leaves the room those who remain figure out a code word to say when they get back. When they get back someone says the code word and everyone jumps on the pussy friend holding him down while another friend punches him repeatedly in the ass until his ass goes numb or "dead".

One friend - "Pickles"

All but pussy friend - let's dead ass him!

Man we dead assed the shit out of him so bad.

by Justin Paige August 23, 2007