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swamp ass

When someone farts so badly that you would rather lick the inside of an Afghani toilet bucket til it gleamed than be where you are.
Thrustmaster's got swampass. Let me die! Get the bucket!!!
by Geoffrey de Lodyngton October 4, 2005
mugGet the swamp assmug.

ass gasket

The imaginary anatomical part that gets dislodged when one defecates profusely under duress, often involving "spraying" of shit.
"Man, I almost shat myself. I blew an ass gasket in there!"
by Two horsecocks for Sister Sara December 14, 2008
mugGet the ass gasketmug.

ass cheese

Look at that Ryan kid....what an ass cheese!
by blobboy February 10, 2003
mugGet the ass cheesemug.

Goofy Ass

Goofy's Ass Are Fucked Up Niggas that All They Do Is Talk About Bitches to Other Bitches
Autine: Hey Babe That Girl A Thot.
Elan: Yeah
Reagan: Austine You A Goofy Ass Nigga cause We Just Fuck em Bitches Up We Can't even Remember Thier Name When We Arent Aroud Them! You're A Goofy Ass
Elan: Yeah Reagan
by Jimmy_Willock February 27, 2018
mugGet the Goofy Assmug.

Christ in the ass

Using Christ insted of pain mostly would be used by satanist Calling some one a christ in the ass is like calling some one a pain in the ass usually used to tell off some one that is anoying you or using you this is used only if you are against god
"Jhon your such a christ in the ass"

"my boss is being such a christ in the ass"
by Aganist gods men September 10, 2008
mugGet the Christ in the assmug.

Dumb-ass

Zane (and now random crap because of the gay 20 letters 3 word rule)
mugGet the Dumb-assmug.

dead ass

It's where you with a group of close friends and when the pussy friend leaves the room those who remain figure out a code word to say when they get back. When they get back someone says the code word and everyone jumps on the pussy friend holding him down while another friend punches him repeatedly in the ass until his ass goes numb or "dead".
One friend - "Pickles"

All but pussy friend - let's dead ass him!

Man we dead assed the shit out of him so bad.
by Justin Paige August 23, 2007
mugGet the dead assmug.

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