A guy and a girl sit down next to each other body language facing one another. The cock blocker then pulls up a chair and sits between them.
Person 1: why’s that guy interrupting a two person conversation?
Person 2: oh you mean Jason? He’s about to assume the cock blocking position.
Person 1: why’s that guy interrupting a two person conversation?
Person 2: oh you mean Jason? He’s about to assume the cock blocking position.
by Unblockmycock September 14, 2020
Get the Cock Blocking Positionmug. When there is a row of cars all traveling at the same speed on a highway with no one in front of them while restricting everyone else behind them from moving forwards freely.
Thanks to those inconsiderate barbarians that decided to create a vehicular cock block I ended up missing my flight.
by darkestbeforedawn June 13, 2015
Get the Vehicular cock blockmug. by Krystal696969 September 6, 2018
Get the Cock Shockedmug. Daaaaamn my boy got a HUGE, I mean ENORMOUS COCK
"Come on Cedrick let me see this huge COCK"
"Cedrick's cock is 10 inches long"
"Come on Cedrick let me see this huge COCK"
"Cedrick's cock is 10 inches long"
by dick0989 March 26, 2021
Get the COCKmug. by Lord hamster molester the 5th April 1, 2022
Get the Cobble-Cockmug. I met M in a dive bar and we got to know each other. We went to his place and what I got was some straight up cock. I walked funny for a week.
by Purplenado March 10, 2023
Get the straight up cockmug. One (male) who in conversation with a fellow, workmate etc is inclined to grab the other guy's crotch suddenly and without warning. The object is ostensibly to put the victim ill at ease and in a state of embarrassment. However, one wonders if it's simply an excuse to grab other mens' genitals.
Tony: I hate talking to Mike. I'm in the middle of a sentence and he just grabs my dick every time
Stan: yup, he's a cock jacker to be sure
Stan: yup, he's a cock jacker to be sure
by Iggle Piggle's alcoholic broth June 3, 2020
Get the Cock jackermug.