Chinese hot fudge popsicle

When you apply cat shit to your dong and then proceed to have a girl give you a blow job

I gave Kathy the Chinese hot fudge popsicle last night

by Mmmmm scrumptious July 25, 2019

Hot Cunt Gravy

A woman's vaginal discharge once aroused to the fullest capacity.

I like hot cunt gravy down the face honestly..

by Hot Cunt Gravy Enthusiast December 10, 2023

hot

Jacob Roth

jacob Roth is so hot

by opheeeliiiiiaaaaa April 27, 2021

Hot tin

an abbreviation for "Hot Action", which is referenced when making a juicy bet

I'm up $1200 this week and am craving some Hot Tin to throw it on

by Snaplatts October 1, 2020

hot horse

The big, juicy part of a horse that is castrated, a delicacy that is usually deep fried, poached, or boiled with a side of barbecue sauce.

"Y'all ready to eat some hot horse, come on back!"

by StrengthenedScholars May 13, 2019

Hot Lips Gonzalez

That thing when a woman goes to the bathroom after chopping jalapeños, and neglecting to wash her hands-and the resulting “down there” pain. Southern cousin to Hot Lips Houlihan on M.A.S.H.

I was in a hurry, making my famous spicy queso. I went to the bathroom and BAM, Hot Lips Gonzalez in my shorts!

by Fionna Schwab April 23, 2023

Hot-Tarded

When she's HOT A.F. but she's a little tarded at texting.

A mixture of hot and retarded.

Hazel is Hot-tarded because she texted gaga instead of Haha.

by Overweight heavy lover D June 12, 2017