National Jellybean Day

March 23rd is National JellyBean day. And yes, I mean the png-tuber. You can basically do whatever want on this day. That’s what jelly said.

Someone: It’s March 23rd today

Jellybean Fans: You mean National Jellybean Day?

Someone: OH YEAH! LETS CELEBRATE!

Fans: WOOOOO!

by w1lbur..s00t_dr3amsmp March 21, 2022

National Hump Day

National Hump Day, a Holiday celebrated on March 30th

National Hump Day :Let someone your lover your brother literally anyone grind on u

by blackmanintights March 30, 2023

national no more grammar day

January 1st Is the day that this holiday falls on. you don't have to use grammar on this day and nobody can judge you lol

guy 1: Im jemertgsaedf
guy 2: I'm*
guy 1: shut the fuck up it's national no more grammar day
guy 2: oh.

by Funnymanyaa July 14, 2021

National stealing day

April 21 the day where you steal

Omg it’s national stealing day let’s go to Walmart!

by Igeartboobs21 February 9, 2023

floral nation

Urinating all over a public bathroom but not in the toilet itself

Did you see that McDonald’s bathroom? Someone must have hit if with a Floral nation.

by Meatball sub September 13, 2021

our long national nightmare is over

The first time the phrase was used, August 9, 1974, by President Gerald Ford, he was succeeding Nixon, describing the Watergate imbroglio. The next time it will be spoken is anyone's guess.

My fellow Americans, our long national nightmare is over.

by Monkey's Dad October 13, 2020

National short kid day

Every kid under 5’5, will be appreciated by giving them your snap (if your not ugly) and giving them a hug. Through (September 1st to August 31st)

Where is my hug at its national short kid day did you forget?

by Tommy21st till I burst September 17, 2021