band kid syndrome

highly contagious disease given off by kids in band. can lead to upper respiratory failure and possibly death in young people

1: Hey did you hear about how John got band kid syndrome?
2: Yeah, it’s super tragic

by bobjohncarlthe3rd August 13, 2021

Sophia Syndrome

Sophia syndrome is a developmental disease that causes those afflicted to compulsively repeat the last word of every sentence they hear. They cannot form any sentences of their own, and this becomes their only mode of communication. Despite their limited speech, the condition has no effect on their brain function. They can still form full sentences in their minds. There are two main strains of the disease that come in the form of different voices. The "Patrick" strain causes the person to speak in a deep, slow, and slightly de-compressed tone. The "Alien" strain causes the person to speak in almost the opposite way. They repeat words in a voice that is fast, high pitched, and almost robotic in tone.

Klaud has Sophia Syndrome. Syndrome.

by Mr. Simensen March 19, 2025

Accidental Neymar syndrome

A genetic disease that can be controlled if practiced.It is a effect that make you feel and be like neymar for a short amount of time while playing a game of football.

'Bro I swear I got accidental neymar syndrome' or 'are you sure you don't have accidental neymar syndrome

by Fettfuhtikleyang February 14, 2025

Golden Ball Syndrome

When a man believes that he is in complete control of his child or children along with their mother. He will continue this belief rather he is in a relationship with the child’s mother or not. Often using the child for their own gain. A female version of this syndrome would be Golden Uterus Syndrome.

Golden ball syndrome: “I can do whatever I want regardless of any opinion or court order”

by Island_Girl98 January 29, 2022

McGee Derangement Syndrome

A mental dysfunction causing those detractors with schizophrenic fears and/or hateful thoughts and feelings about Johnson McGee to go unhinged. Abbreviated as MDS.

Herbert has been talking about Johnson McGee all day! I feel like he might be suffering from McGee Derangement Syndrome.

by Johnson McGee The Third April 12, 2021

Napoleonette syndrome

A female trying to conquer the world.

Her Napoleonette syndrome wouldn't allow her to stop claiming places she wasn't originally from as her territory or trying to own all the people that were originally from there.

by The Original Agahnim October 19, 2021

Mirpuri Munde Syndrome

A innate disease within Mirpuri Pakistani parents in which they favour their beloved sons (Munde), regardless of their behaviour and actions. Presents with a failure to recognise ANY shortcomings with regards to their son.

You definitely have MMS.

You are a product of Mirpuri Munde Syndrome.

by Munde December 29, 2023