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Baby’s arm holding an apple

An extremely large penis. A dick that when fully erect can exceed the length of 9 inches and up. The length is not the only impressive feature, but these large penises also have a significant girth that can weigh up to 3/4 pounds when at full blood capacity. Men who are blessed with such a large cock oftentimes are unaware of their impressive appendage and are sometimes surprised to learn that many women are often afraid of its size in their young adulthood because of massive size that can cause insecurity during sexual encounters due to their inability to handle such a gigantic pecker. This special men later find that only a special woman with the right skills of handling an incredible dick without crying about the pain of intercourse or provoking an unattractive gag reflex during fellatio. Women all over the world who are lucky enough to get a special man to be their husbands all understand why their huge dicks are often described as; “like a baby’s arm holding an apple”
“Gurl…. You wouldn’t believe me if I told you how huge Mr. W’s dick is….let’s just say that it’s like a baby’s arm holding an apple”
by milfndenver July 8, 2024
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Baby toast

bread, usually when intended to be placed in the toaster.
Man, I was going to have some breakfast, but we're all out of baby toast.
by whoa. it's a chair. August 28, 2010
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storm drain babies

Verb. that process of flushing semen down the drain after masturbating in the shower.
i fired off some "storm drain babies" while i was taking a shower last night.
by aquaman84 June 30, 2011
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baby fumes

"UGH! caught a whiff of BABY FUMES!!!"
by bootyfuck3000 April 11, 2017
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Puking baby

Life of Being a mom in two words
by Bethanymomlifeward July 24, 2017
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Baby Sass

When someone is being a baby and complains about stuff they want. ... Like a blow job.
"Dude, i really don't need your baby sass!"
"Woah, okay. *WAHHH*"
by jimmy buffetty September 27, 2009
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Baby

A disgusting result that can only mean that your cheap condom failed.

The first stage of a human being after birth.
Daughter: Look at this picture of my baby.
Father: Awww, that's disgusti- I mean cute.
by Dr. Kebab December 18, 2022
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