Top Baby Syndrome

The horrible condition in which a twin is relegated to "top" status in the mother's womb. Due to being on top, the fetus is relegated to only receiving "leftowver's" in terms of nutrients. In addition to lack of nutrients, the top baby receives all the negative substances the mother brings in (smoke, alcohol, drugs, etc.). As a result, the "top baby" will be physically smaller, and weaker, as well as substantially less intelligent, and more prone to learning disorders.

Danny DeVito suffered from Top Baby Syndrome in the movie Twins.

by Risky Moth September 7, 2011

Bum/broke baby daddy

My baby daddy

My bum/broke baby daddy is a clown

by Cardi red October 14, 2025

Rat baby

A rat baby is a rat-like child brought into this world by a rat-like human ( someone who pisses people off).

Steven wood brought a rat baby into this world because of his rat-like personality

by Don’t talk to me November 17, 2019

New World, Same Baby

Some things never change

-"Man this covid stuff is really doing a number on me."

-"Yeah man, new world, same baby"

by Da Same Baby January 1, 2022

baby

baby is a common nickname used to call your significant other! :) its very wholesome and cute

jared is my baby and i love him so much

by jared is my baby February 1, 2021

Baby-hung

When a person's penis is large compared to those on babies.

"You see Johnnie's cock? Dude's baby-hung for sure. No other baby's cock could compare."

by Ueberyak November 23, 2022

International baby cow day

A day where baby cows are to be celebrated on December 3rd

International Baby Cow Day is a day where you slaughter a whole bunch of baby cows...I think?

by goshdarndiggitydammit April 10, 2024