I forgot to water my dog

You tried to make an excuse to why you can’t go while you are laying on your bed doing nothing. You got a little confused and mixed “I forgot to water my plant” and “I forgot to walk my dog”together, or maybe you just tried to be funny. Happens only over text.

Lisa: “Do you want to come over”
Bryan: “No, I am busy”
Lisa: “with what”
Bryan: “I forgot to water my dog”

by Dark red water November 26, 2021

Chili Dog

When a man pulls his dick out of an ass and lays it between the receivers buns

He served up a chili dog when he pulled his shit covered cock out her ass and laid it between her buns

by Scott Essex November 15, 2021

alpha smile dog

A user on Ifunny who is the leader of the anti- hate group The Pack. A big inspiration and leader to the users bullied on the app. She makes haters target her instead of other users. She also helps people who need someone to talk to and helps them with problems. The packs motto is ONE OF US! WE ARE ONE!

Alpha smile dog is gonna kick ass!

by Fuck swa May 15, 2014

Eyeless Dog

Eyeless Dogs, also called Blind Dogs, are large, canid entities in Lethal Company. Though blind, they possess powerful hearing and will kill players in a single hit. This, alongside a possibility of multiple spawning at once, and the ability to enter the ship, makes it one of the most dangerous monsters in the game, easily able to end the runs of inexperienced players.

Shh! It's an Eyeless Dog!

by smoogan January 3, 2024

Dog basher

The act of killing a dog by the use of PENIS

“My dog died” said Jake Mcardle

“It was Barry dunne the dog basher” said big NAT

by RULYA FEIN June 8, 2019

raw dog real

When a person is so real it’s shocking to the fakes, and snakes, when you don’t give a f*** what has happened in the past cause you met the OG Jennifer and nothing matters but being with her, when life takes something you want so badly because it knows you’re not on your chosen path, you gots ta keep it Raw Dog Real and keep it movin, better things are coming.

Joe: I’m so hurt bro,
Nicole: bro, stay true to you, keep it Raw Dog Real and never forget the things this experience taught you. It’s time to move on…

by The Jr. Man! July 26, 2022

Dog

Dogs might be boreing as an animal but if you step into there world they mean a whole lot more.Dogs are your friends,Dogs get you through the hard times,Dogs give the best cuddles.Even though they can’t hear you they know how you feel,even though the don’t speak your language they understand you.Sometimes,they can seem like worthless pets but inside they are much more there what’s in your heart.If I’m honest with you they are family never take you Dog for granted,Yours truly galaxy

Mia:My dog Gizmo is so cute
Amelia:Mia you what’s on the outside doesn’t matter it’s what’s on the inside that counts.

by thewiseoldcow April 21, 2023