by boatsmith September 03, 2018
A guy who plays football thinking hes stronger than anyone in the world when he wears pads all over his body,
usually a dick that is fat and hates everyone that isn't a "man" because he doesn't play football and is hated by most people but is to stupid to realize
usually a dick that is fat and hates everyone that isn't a "man" because he doesn't play football and is hated by most people but is to stupid to realize
Football player- foot fairy anyone can play that sport
soccer player- shut up pad pussy all you do is run around get bumped on the shoulder and throw yourself across the feild then act like you were hit by a bus.
soccer player- shut up pad pussy all you do is run around get bumped on the shoulder and throw yourself across the feild then act like you were hit by a bus.
by doodie butt hole February 02, 2020
by Big booty tiara September 04, 2019
When a woman has an irresistible vagina. Typically used when referring to a woman that has several men wanting to exclusively date her. Short for "A vagina made from fleece and gold."
"I can't believe Dave puts up with her shit! She must have some Rumpelstiltskin pussy!"
"God, what a sap. All he does is follow her around. She must have a Rumpelstiltskin pussy."
"God, what a sap. All he does is follow her around. She must have a Rumpelstiltskin pussy."
by Teloor February 15, 2012
Noun. An ass pussy is an interstate driver who follows closely at a high speed. When you change lanes to get out of their way, they never go past you. An ass pussy wants to go fast but is too scared to be the speed leader. Very annoying.
by Ikkinay Elaneyday September 04, 2022
That flap of fat on a fat girls ass cheeks that when in a pair of pants,shorts or other clothing items looks like she has a pussy on her ass!!
by Stormygyrl March 29, 2017
On the 28th of April you have to send your boyfriend 3 videos of you playing with your pussy. They all have to be ATLEAST 30 seconds or they wont count and they have to be on the same day or else they double until you send them.
Hey can you send me a video of your pussy?
no
but its the 28th National pussy sending day
oh okay I forgot (sends)
no
but its the 28th National pussy sending day
oh okay I forgot (sends)
by laydim12 April 28, 2024