dog

something someone says to imply "I know I'm not supposed to behave that way."

the disorderly youth who said 'what's up dog' on appearing added irony to his behavior

by Sam20192019 May 21, 2021

Ham Dog

A ham dog is a slice of ham in a hot dog bun commonly served with mayonnaise and mustard.

We are out of hot dogs and bread but we have ham and hot dog buns, looks like ham dogs again.

by Tyrannosaurus Tex Mex April 23, 2025

dog walkers handwarmer

After collecting your beloved poochies solid waste in a "dog shit bag", during the cold winter months this bungle of fun can also function as a hand warmer! Much cheaper than a peacock hand warmer and all the faf of filling it with lighter fuel !
Warning, DO NOT pierce bag when holding or whilst inside your pocket !

My hands were freezing taking the dog for a walk last night, but fortunately "Billy Muttley" had a shit, so I bagged it and made myself an instant dog walkers handwarmer.

by AndyAndyAndy January 23, 2018

Dog

A rare type of Chinese food.

Wow man, that was some great dog last night.

by Yellojello March 12, 2020

Sog Dog

A pure sog dog sex machine that loves playing soggy doggy with his friends. He is very gumpy and plays with his sog dog while watching his favorite sport as he is a gingy

Oh, hey Kyle is that the sog dog over there?
No, i am a sog dog!

by monkeytoes46 October 19, 2025

Dogging lot

The slang term for a dog park in the UK and AU.

"Aye mate, you wanna take the pups out to the dogging lot? I gotta get my jalopy from the carpark."
"Righto, no worries mate, I got you."

by sk0sH July 13, 2025

Dog Paradox

Something that goes on forever.

When dogs chase their tail, they go in a circle. Circles don't end, which makes them have a dog paradox.

by J.T. Mersmer November 8, 2019