The tendency for male internet denizens to, in short, suck up to and give a lot of attention to females on the internet. This raises their chances of ever getting laid with said females by about 0.0%.
Symptoms of girl on the internet syndrome include making a big fuss when a person is found to be female, complimenting her every time she posts a picture, regarding her as a quality poster in a forum even if she isn't, giving her mindless attention, denying having girl on the internet syndrome, making sexist jokes so as to "prove" no preference toward internet females, annoying women, asking women to be e-girlfriends, alienating women, asking for nude pics, and wondering why women don't seem to be on the internet that much.
Symptoms of girl on the internet syndrome include making a big fuss when a person is found to be female, complimenting her every time she posts a picture, regarding her as a quality poster in a forum even if she isn't, giving her mindless attention, denying having girl on the internet syndrome, making sexist jokes so as to "prove" no preference toward internet females, annoying women, asking women to be e-girlfriends, alienating women, asking for nude pics, and wondering why women don't seem to be on the internet that much.
Person 1: OMG, a girl on the Internet! I better respond every time she posts a pic of herself by saying she looks pretty. Maybe I'll get into her pants!
Person 2: dude, you have girl on the internet syndrome.
Person 1: no I don't! Women belong in the kitchen.
Person 2: uhh, OK.
Person 2: dude, you have girl on the internet syndrome.
Person 1: no I don't! Women belong in the kitchen.
Person 2: uhh, OK.
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Guy 1: Check it out! Over there! Two emo girls kissing!!
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*over mic*
Girl: Hello?
Male 1: *turns to male 2* Oh shit a female
Male 2: Calm down, don't get Gamer Girl Syndrome. She probably has a boyfriend.
Girl: Hello?
Male 1: *turns to male 2* Oh shit a female
Male 2: Calm down, don't get Gamer Girl Syndrome. She probably has a boyfriend.
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Get the Gamer Girl Syndrome mug."Get gains not girls" was a termed coined by Dom.DC in late 2017, since then it has become a popularized term used by fellow Wakeley native Rueben O, whom uses it as a means to what the young kids refer to as "lowkey" "flex" and showoff their somewhat and sometimes minimal to decent to satisfactory gains instead of sending a picture without the term and causing uproar and controversy in the case of their being no gains made. However, due to the history and humour behind the term, although it may be quite overused sometimes by the fellow Wakeley native, it still provides a slight amount of laughter among 'the boys'. Although most of the times your brethren could likely do without it, and just see a picture of you flexing without using it as a means of being "lowkey". Phrase: 'Gets gains not girls'. Coined: Late 2017, Dominic.DC, Mostly used by: Rueben.O
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