senior missionary position

Missionary position with legs wide and knees up close, females hands gripping the man’s thighs so he doesn’t pull out early.

Jim, are your grandparents Mormon? Steve saw them hittin’ The senior missionary position last week.

by Mischooti March 25, 2019

painting the post

Having sex with your girl while she's on her period.

Painting the post can happen once a month.

by Timothyjbrick April 12, 2019

Landoning a post

the express removal of any post containing evidence or statements by an individual (most especially screenshots) that, while technically possible, depict a scenario that is so extremely unlikely nobody should ever spend any time contemplating it. Ever.

Landoning a post is required to survive being in a discord with Landon

by landoning September 3, 2019

People Who Post This Shit On SC

Have high functioning autism and need a goddamn feeding tube.

I had to type something here People Who Post This Shit On SC

by IHaveTheBDE October 8, 2019

baylor girl pose

a pose girls who go to baylor do to look skinny and thicc

wow did you see her post she was doing a baylor girl pose but is way to skinny for it to work.

by savvy ham November 16, 2019

Drowning the possum

To try and make sweet love to a woman with a flaccid penis

Dude I drank too much last night and ended up drowning the possum

by BABARACUS December 12, 2019

ad-verse possession

A legal term for when a self-proclaimed "servant of The Great One" mails out Good-Book-passage-laced flyers touting his beliefs, then uses said Bible-blabbing junk-mail to lawfully take possession of one or more dwellings or other valuable objects, particularly those owned by "blindly faithful" people who never interfere with anything that they naively view as being "of divine origin".

I always just write "REFUSED --- RETURN TO SENDER" on any ecclesiastical ephemera I receive, to hopefully avoid any future problems with attempts at ad-verse possession.

by QuacksO January 8, 2020