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You a baby

When a older female finds you attractive
Her: How old are you
You: 21
Her: you a baby, I’m almost 30
by LouVille Beatz December 1, 2021
mugGet the You a babymug.

baby duty

I can’t get high and eat tacos tonight, I got baby duty.
by anonymous July 2, 2024
mugGet the baby dutymug.

Columbian Baby Batter

1. When a man ejaculates into a shot glass, syringe or enema bulb and adds a generous bump or two of cocaine to the ejaculate, mixes it up and commences to inject said mixture into their partners anus.

2. A niche party favor found at only the most unhinged gay sex parties. A bowl is passed around the club for all the guys to make a contribution of cum. Once enough has been collected, a proportional amount of marching powder is then added and mix in. The columbian baby batter is then used as desired throughout the evening to keep the debauchery going all night.
"My girl never was into anal until I started using columbian baby batter lube. Now she is hooked and wants me to rail her ass all night!"

"That backroom party was wild last night, must have been a quart of columbian baby batter getting passed around. Got us all worked up and acting piggy."
by ItsSploogeYouIdiot May 12, 2025
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baby toe

Somone who has the smartness of a babies toe.
by gatasudd November 7, 2019
mugGet the baby toemug.

darwin baby

Someone who is destined for room temperature greatness.
Wendy defiantly texts on her phone while leisurely crossing the busy street. She is such a Darwin baby.
by Lapey O'Reilly August 1, 2016
mugGet the darwin babymug.

babies and hand grenades

Holy fuck, it's like babies and hand grenades in here
by Assman 7.5 December 31, 2017
mugGet the babies and hand grenadesmug.

Baby Boomers

Individuals who claim that young people are spoiled, but want people to give them special treatment just because they are old.
Baby Boomers: Why don’t you wipe my butt for me? You’re supposed to respect your elders!
by akt858 August 18, 2020
mugGet the Baby Boomersmug.

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