hippo baby

Someone who is either constipated or angry
Hello
Shut up
Someones a hippo baby
by Dumb DJ November 20, 2015
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Jam Baby

A Jam Baby is the aborted or miscarried foetus of an infant.
Tulisa said Sarah's had a jam baby.
by Doctor ReZ September 21, 2012
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Little Baby Simon

A boy who's a teenager but acts like a baby
Ohhhhh..... Little Baby Simon is upset
by Bollocks, dear chap November 27, 2024
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Jail baby

A girl who’s waiting for a guy who is in jail and is often waiting a while and super loyal
Damn I wish I had a jail baby waiting for me when I get out
by Jennyveieve September 24, 2019
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big dick baby hands

When some one has tiny hands but monster penis.my hand stack up to equal length of his flaccid penis it took 3 of my hands stacked on top each other to equal his length
Damn he has has big dick baby hands his dick was so huge it made my hands look baby sized
by Big dick baby hands June 18, 2023
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Chanel baby

A half-white kids, usually become a cashcow for the sake of being white.

They destined to suffer than their peers as they will be one of the sandwich generation and have a dictated live as a result of overparenting
If you want to make kids as your Chanel baby, so you don't bother to prepare yourself (instead you treat your kids as your insurance, ATM, wallet, investment, and retirement plan), you better sterilize yourself and never think to have kids or adopting kids. You are such a toxic and racist parents

But if you have a chanel baby, remind this: Let children be a children, Let kids be a kids. Don't be a non-white Soccer Mom
by Sir. B January 19, 2021
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folsom baby

How'd you get pregnant while you're locked up?

Girl! This is a folsom baby.
by SmugOrchid January 20, 2016
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