National Butt Day

National Butt Day occurs every Saturday.

During this holiday everyone is allowed to show you their butt and no one can report it.

“Show me your butt!”
“ew wtf”
“Chillax bro, it’s just National Butt Day”

by kyleermiller August 24, 2021

national jail break day

on august 25 prisons are forced to allow all of the prisoners out or else sonic will hunt them down.

virgin police officer: did you hear its national jail break day?
virgin police officer #2: yeah, time to let out these prisoners
chad prisoner: im going to fuck your mom

by anounymous source heheeh August 25, 2021

national jail break day

on august 25 at exactly 1:56 pm the police officers of all prisons must let their prisoners out or their moms will disapear.

virgin police officer #1: did you hear its national jail break day
virgin police officer #2: yeah i did, time to let the prisoners out
chad prisoner: im going to find your mom

by anounymous source heheeh August 25, 2021

national douchebag day

For all the douchebags who’ve cheated on

Ellie: happy national douchebag day!
Robert: thanks…

by Little guy 02 August 26, 2021

national beezy day

August 30th is national beezy day. It must be celebrated by fireworks and smoking pot. This is a very important holiday because this is when the world of music was invented.

It national beezy day bitch! smoke pot

by kkigvifffv August 28, 2021

national beezy day

National Beezy Day is the most important holiday because this is when the industry of music began, on August 30. This must be celebrated by music, and smoking pot.

Holy shit, it's National Beezy Day, let's smoke!

by kkigvifffv August 29, 2021

National Grab Dick Month

Only in the month of September you can grab only 1 guys dick, so make sure it's someone you think has a shlong on them, cause for the month you can grab there junk with no remorse!

Katie: Hey David! It's National Grab Dick Month!!! *grabs dick*
David: Ughh I have to go through with this for the whole month of September!?

by mishter August 29, 2021