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Filipino swifty

Wetting a paper towel, putting a dab of dish detergent on it, then using your bare foot to wipe the floor with it. I just made up this term, Filipino swifty. I'm mostly Filipino so maybe I can get away with it. Probably not.
Wife: The floor is dirty, where's the mop?
Me: Not to worry. I can do a Filipino swifty.
by old observer April 16, 2023
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Nintendo switchblades

A gadget for the nintendo switch that turns the controllers into switchblades.
by Daw2207 April 18, 2023
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death swipe

A term for the act of indiscriminately swiping right in a dating app, usually out of desperation or laziness, that may result in a large amount of matches with bots and people outside of the users preferences.
You need to stop death swiping, you’ll never catch a good guy that way.”

“My date didn’t even recognize me when I got there. No doubt because he’s a death swiper, messaging anyone who responds.”

“I’m tired of putting so much effort into my profile and pickup lines for no response, I’m just going to death swipe until someone starts a conversation from something in my bio.”

“She was stalked because she had been death swiping.”

“Despite having a full inbox, the death swipe didn’t help him get a date.”
by Nifty Difty April 20, 2023
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alabama swirly

The act of fucking your sister while dunking her head in the toilet.
Oh, you don’t want to vacation with them. That is, unless you’re into Alabama swirly’s…
by Disarae April 24, 2023
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Code Switching

Changing the way you speak so as to become more 'Palatable' to different audiences.
Code switching isn't something that's necessarily used in everyday language, it's more-so something that's done without thought.
Code Switching Ex. A 'Yeah girl, cuh she talmbout summ oh, da da da da daaaa, you needa be here at 11am or you gon get 'Reprimanded'..... Liiikkee? Da fuck I look like gettin a uber jus for you to be like 'Oh we-ohn neeju no more you can go home. She triflin... and das exacly why... Hollup that's my new Job callin now- *** Hello...? Yes this is she....... I'd love that actually, I'm free any day after 3PM.... Okay, Wonderful Thank you so much for calling I've been having scheduling issues with my current job, really excited.. Okay... Alright, thanks again..*
Ex B. YAAASSS GIRLYPOOPPS SLAAAAYYY It's really giving, like imagine you me the Gala...? I would be that bitch HELLO!??!- All the straight boys would be on their kneeessss...... It's kind of cunty no?- *** Yeah Dad..? Nah this is just the Tux I plan on wearing this weekend, it looks really nice right? Ha-'
by Ya-Moms-Wife May 1, 2023
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Taylor swift

The most slay celebrity on the planet. Best music ever. Never heard better songs
by bestswiftie May 3, 2023
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Bart switch rule

Every stop on the Berkeley train station you have to stand and give your spot to a stranger
Jhon: I’ve been standing for a long time we have to do the Bart switch rule
James: of course
by Thebartdaylyer May 4, 2023
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