your dog is not my dog

It’s basically your business is not my business

I would care but your dog is not my dog

by Armyhope June 13, 2022

Dog

The best animal ever

Look at that dog!
I know he’s adorable!

by DogPersonBitch October 18, 2021

Dogs On The Couch

The temporary placement of spent tampons on a lover’s chest for sake of efficiency (to forgo delays of proper disposal) and tidiness (to prevent the staining of expensive linens) to expedite consummation during moments of intense emergency-level passion, drunken disorientation, or squalid apathetic laziness.

“Sure baby, you can let your dogs on the couch.”

by Sammishredd November 27, 2024

'dog

The uncool fat way to say you like sans

"Want a 'dog? 10g. Yep. 'dog. No hot, and an apostrophe."

by HelpImAMcdonaldsworkerhostage November 18, 2021

Dog Scream

The noise emitted from a person when cold water is thrown on the back of a male whose penis has swollen to the point that he is "stuck" inside the sexual partner's anus.

I thought it was called a yelp but my urologist told me it was called a dog scream.

by All Bets Hedged February 8, 2021

Dog

A domesticated animal that is usually referred to as man's best friend, known also as a pet better than cats.

'Hey, Jimmy I got a new cat.'
'Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat, you should have gotten a Dog!'

by Kenomax November 10, 2020

Griff Dog

When a female intentionally attempts to give their partner pink eye by queefing on their face

“Why do they have pinkeye?”
“His girl gave him a Griff Dog, how poggers”

by Obedient Kitten 23 August 3, 2023