Ben Shits

The worst MLB pitcher ever. Period. Almost cost the Brewers the playoffs this year. He muff dives with Nedly Yost's cock bush.

Ben Shits couldn't pitch well because he was up all night muff diving with the EX manager of the Milwaukee Brewers Nedly Yost.

by NoLabToday February 18, 2009

Shit Sandwich

What you call food that a restaurant worker has done something unsavory to. (I.e. Spitting in it)

That server spit in my roast beef. Now it tastes like a shit sandwich.

by revolution2424 February 6, 2015

oh shit

something inappropiate

oh shit is inappropiate.

by psydonm June 12, 2018

Starting Shit

Not partaking in mostly all illegal activity.

“Pass that shit to Josh... nah, he said he didn’t want any. What the fuck is that faggot starting shit in my room for?! -Chill he a cool cop.”

by famdolljo$h September 7, 2019

shit-hole

What bigoted world leaders say when they want to describe countries and people who are sub-par.

News Reporter: Mr. World Leader, what countries should we allow immigration to our country to be expedited?

World Leader: As long as the immigrant doesn't come from a "shit-hole" country, I say "bring'em in."

by ExtraRicePlease May 2, 2018

talking shit

When a person goes behind another back to talk personally about them or spread rumors usually in a bad light

"Susan is such a whore she had sex with seventeen men in this week alone."
"Amy you need to stop talking shit!"

by Whatupyo June 26, 2016

Hitler Shit.

When you go for a dump in a public toilet but there’s no lock on the door, so you resort to keeping people out by pressing your outstretched arm against the door preventing it from opening.

Resembles a Nazi salute, more prominent whilst trying to wipe your arse.

Mate there was no lock on the bog door, had to hold it shut whilst squeezing my head., looked like a Nazi salute.

Ah yes the good old Hitler Shit.

by Blumpkin2000 February 4, 2020