Pull a Spectrum

Spectrum internet provider with historically horrific customer service practices. They have absolutely no purpose other than to monopolize internet service and control people’s access (or lack thereof) to the web.

To pull a spectrum means to angrily demand service with relentless resolve.

Person 1: "Look, my internet is acting up again"

Person 2: "Want me to pull a spectrum?”

by anonymous July 8, 2021

To pull a bytepitch

To fuck up majorly while dealing with things regarding employees and general business mamagement, especially if the taken action is illegal or causes a breach of contract.

CEO: Have you paid Adam yet?
HR person: No, we're withholding his last paycheck until he returns the equipment.
CEO: Has there been any trouble with that yet?
HR person: No, he's been cooperative so far.
CEO: Then why haven't you paid him yet? Do you want to pull a bytepitch on us, you moron!?

by Prosecutor August 8, 2022

To pull a bytepitch

To fuck up majorly while dealing with things regarding employees and general business mamagement, especially if the action is illegal or causes a breach of contract.

CEO: Have you paid Adam yet?
HR person: No, we're withholding his last paycheck until he returns the equipment.
CEO: Has there been any trouble with that yet?
HR person: No, he's been cooperative so far.
CEO: Then why haven't you paid him yet? Do you want to pull a bytepitch on us, you moron!?

by Prosecutor August 8, 2022

pulling a jizzy

pulling a jizzy is the act of pushing over your sister and aggressively cumming on them

"Yo lets go pull a jizzy on jessica"

"I think we shouldn't be pulling a jizzy on her"

by gayfrig August 9, 2022

pull a classic Vasily

To bail out on a plan at the last minute.

We made plans to go swimming but he pull a classic Vasily!

by Ronyn900 August 9, 2022

pulling a kushner

To use one's power to provide favors in exchange for access to extraordinary wealth, usually at the expense of many other people's lives.

Biden is really pulling a Kushner by visiting Saudi Arabia's dictator to trade weapons for oil.

by MrLaCroix August 10, 2022

Pulled a Gabah

When a person who is highly dependent on music leaves their airpods/ ear buds at home.

Clifford is freaking out today man. He told me he pulled a Gabah

by Kofi_essil August 11, 2022