Baby Yoda New

A very short measure of time.

I met you when you were baby yoda new.

by Llangab December 4, 2020

baby platypus addiction

im right there is such a thing mwa hahahahahahaha

defined as ones addiction to baby platypus

used as "i have a baby platypus addiction

by SMart@ss101 May 30, 2023

souvenir baby

a life that is created as a reminder of a person and/or relationship, no matter how brief or close.

She’s had a baby with every one of her last 3 relationships, bet she’s gonna have a souvenir baby for her next relationship as well.

by HNR3813 January 8, 2024

Baby Beard

When you shoot your babies all on her chin and it looks like a beard made out of your nut

Director: yea that's it now finish the scene off with giving her a baby beard
Male actor: *turns to director as actress gets on her knees* a what?
Actress: don't think too hard about it just aim for my chin

by Daddy's Patties November 24, 2019

Dobing cunt baby

Someone that is a complete cunt because they are babied to much and not take any criticism from and one. Has no friends because they dope every cunt in for the smallest things.

That girl is a Fucking dobing cunt baby

by I'm always correct January 19, 2020

Baby shark

Very similar in many ways to a turtles head but much more aggressive.

Let me I the bathroom it's no longer a turtles head it's formed a baby shark. Oh no......

by Bigfella74 July 5, 2023

Baby Struck

Where you dont go back to work because you want to stay with the baby.

My sister refused to go back to work because she was baby struck!

by estusemucho August 20, 2019