Part-time Post

When people make shit up just to use icons on Facebook, and they do it well.

A post that is somewhat true not telling the whole truth.

I can see and tell this bitch is full of it, "Part-time Post".

With all these Part-time Posts I can't tell whose real and whose fake.

Y'all some Part-time Posting ass bitches!

by Lena Diamond December 19, 2013

Dead dog yoga pose

When you lay on your back with all fours in the air.When you just feel like giving up.

All these friends posting Florida pics .I just have to assume dead dog yoga pose because I am not there too.

by BrittneyB November 28, 2015

sassy wand pose

The way a witch/wizard holds their wand in an odd way. This is normally by Draco, but Snape has his moments.

There goes Draco doing the sassy wand pose again.

by Drapple Malfoy June 23, 2016

whoa girl position

Any position that makes that makes the man go whoa girl

Damn man she got into that whoa girl position and just went to town

by Cytoki May 15, 2016

chin tuck thumb twirl position

The act of wasting reality time on a cell phone

There she is over there in the chin tuck thumb twirl position wasting time instead of doing her job.

by rjs4 December 6, 2016

Ding Dong Postbox

The act of knocking on a Syrian immigrants door and shitting through the hole in their burka

I ding dong postboxed ms hosseini last night the cheeky slag

by R0_gUE January 25, 2017

sorry for the long post here's a potato

This is what you add to your long post to show that

you really don't give a shit to your reader
you just give one potato.

Bla
Bla
Bla
Bla

sorry for the long post here's a potato

by Halidad January 28, 2017