Hoe Zoned

Like the friend zone but you are stuck as their Hoe

I wanted a relationship with him but I was Hoe zoned

by Princessbabygirl December 19, 2016

Advocate-Zone

The status between "friend-zone" and "love-zone". These "advocates" usually travel around the world together to advocate many great causes. Though, usually stuck with a hotel room with one queen-sized bed while visiting developing countries, the male figure awkwardly has to ask to sleep in the bathtub due to the lack of "love-zone" status. While in the bathtub, the male usually has to keep a constant watch on the drain-hole because occasionally wild cobras will come out and feed on him. The male "advocate" should most wisely bring duct tape or, better yet, a large stone to cover the drain hole while he sleeps.

Hey, man, I heard that you got to be in her Advocate-Zone! How did you cope with the cobras?

It wasn't to bad, I brought a taser so that I could sting them when they came out of the drain pipe.

by pseudonymFood June 21, 2012

no-blow zone

The area around a man's genetalia which is unable to be accessed for fellatio due to a foul-smelling fart discharge which may have been released accidentally or deliberately.

Linda's knob gobbling was clumsy and uncomfortable at best. It was time for me to create a no-blow zone and get out of there.

by Zonal K October 9, 2019

Friend Zone

Its the place of all our fears, the fears of pain, rejection and humiliation. If you have been "friend zoned", multiple times it most likely means you are alone for life sorry my friend but you need to up your game. But if you are friend zoned don't feel bad this is not always the case you still have time to find the right one there are more fish in the sea...

BOBBY: Heyyyy girl so I was just wondering if we could go catch a movie on Friday?
Brooke: Sure man... dials other friends to see if they can come in the middle of conversation.
BOBBY : { Feels numb from all the smiling that he is giving Brooke}. {Feels dead inside} . {Brooke breaks a lotta hearts criiii}!

Bobby has been friend zoned poor Bobby we love you man

by That petty bitch November 2, 2018

twillight zone

The twillight zone is when a man jumps you and then leads you into an alley way and you agree to consentual sex with him. usually a head job

e.g "A MAN JUMPED ME LAST WEEK INTO THE TWILLIGHT ZONE!"
"oh shit!"

by FUZEMANICUS June 21, 2016

The Oh-Zone

That moment when you climax and you lose control of your body.

You are entering The Oh-Zone!

Phil tilted his head back while masturbating as he entered The Oh-Zone!

by whatevsclev May 22, 2016

Benthic Zone

The lowest level in a body of water such as a lake or the oceans.

the Benthic Zone

by this is uber gay May 19, 2010