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zach

a dude who has a big dick and will fuck Bethany tonight his gf and will fuck up anyone who gets between him and his friends also has the biggest cock in the whole world and his friends are mostly polish because their strong and will defend him he also smokes weed and vapes and is just a awesome guy and is really good at sex and will fuck the liveing shit out of girls
no one is better then zach
by shagurnan69 February 10, 2022
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Zach

Person: Oh there goes Zach
Person 2: He's probs gonna go see Audrey
by Bitchasshoe_fucking_mint May 28, 2019
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Zach

Zach has a dig bick
by Annaperryisthebae December 2, 2020
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Zach

Zach is the best. He has beautiful eyes and a cute smile/laugh. The most entertaining person to talk to on the phone for hours. He cares so much about his friends even when things aren’t going well for him. Trustworthy and gives the sweetest compliments. He’s awesome at drawing. A chad. Gives the best hugs <3
“Yo who is that guy
Oh that’s Zach, he’s a really cool dude”
by this.will.be.here.forever:{} January 12, 2022
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Zach

a guy that is always wearing pijamas and he has a weird obsession with saying nonono
Zach why would you cut your hair?
by mapacha2000 November 23, 2021
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Zach Attack

:when Zachary Sherman has schizophrenic episode where he sees famous characters from well known philosophy novels (like the Consolation of Philosophy, Dante's inferno, the Apology, etc.)
:When a scholar is to be persecuted and received a Tally
Bro I think sher is having a Zach Attack on the new freshman
by Lil TeddyBear April 30, 2024
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Zachs law

If one shall interrupt thy rules of what is posted on Facebook then one automatically takes ownership of thy post.
Zachs law means If a person shares a post on Facebook stating something such as " Your mom has one hour to reply or she has to buy your next tattoo" and you interfere with that post by tagging that person then you automatically have to purchase that tattoo yourself.
by Jungle ditch February 14, 2021
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