Zach Haircut

The completion of a male ejaculation upon the scalp of another male, particularly on a man with soft bones.

Randy spent most of his morning daydreaming of leaving Keith with a healthy Zach Haircut after their date that evening.

by Ballrock November 29, 2016

zach

a male man that will try to fit in but sometimes he does but also some times dosen't and is smart intelligent and is kind

no body knows how is felling becuase he/she is a zach

by uerufgrwpoie January 7, 2019

Zach

The type of guy to get is dick stuck in a meat grinder

Did you hear about zach?

Did he get his dick stuck in a meat grinder again?

Yeah

by Ball sackarie November 23, 2021

Zach

Zach is the type of guy you will meet and fall in love with without knowing. He is always there when you need him a d cares even though he doesn't act like he does. He will like you at one point but will move on quick so don't miss out. He will mess around with you even though he doesn't like you because he is just three to enjoy his life and make others amazing.

Zach's girl BFF: he is just my friend I like him nothing more than a friend.
Zach's girl BFF's mind: I love him so much

by Hideaway05 November 17, 2019

Zach

Z(ack)
Plural

Extremely hated by Ramzey and a generally annoying person.

EX:that kids so annoying
Ex:yeah he’s a Zach

by SneakySnek21 November 15, 2021

Zach

Is crazy stupid but very sweet just don't get him drunk. He's really good at flirting with girls and loves the colors green, black, white and red is good at making friends and knows how to be a lady's man

Good ole Zach

by Tribute July 4, 2018

Pulling a Zach

Fucking up any potential of getting laid due to the state of going several months without having sex

Bro 1: Bro, I wanna fuck that girl sooo bad

Bro 2: Bro, you ain’t fucking shit, you be pulling a Zach any time you talk with a girl

by That Slav January 1, 2020