The title given to a person who is so awesome and stupid, they call themselves their school's Student of the Month of the Year.
Hey, did you hear that idiot got Student of the Month of the Year?
Yeah, what a hoser. You'd think he'd know the name of his own fucking award.
by TheSOTMOTY May 13, 2011
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New year whirlybird

Inserting a firework in the butt at 12 oclock midnight and watching it explode and smear the crowd.

HAPPY POOH YEAR!!
This year ill be doing a New year whirlybird to celebrate
by AGnumbnuts November 22, 2011
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seven-year senior

Someone who it takes 7 years or more to finish their undergraduate degree, meaning they have been a senior for a long ass time. A seven-year senior in most cases has gone to college part time, full time, taken time off, etc.
Bob finally graduated after 10 years, wasn't he a seven-year senior?
by Master Ro April 07, 2005
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9 Year Old

A nine year old is a loyal follower of famous youtuber PewDiePie, and will give their life to save him from T-Bad.
The 9 Year Old army is here to help PewDiePie gain subscribers
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9 year old

that 9 year old is such a fn kid
by ShoeOnHead May 18, 2021
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school year's resolution

A commitment an individual makes to a positive lifestyle change to coincide with the first day of school -- when daily schedules for both kids and parents tend to become more regular.
There's no way Sarah could avoid lying around and stuffing her face with fatty food during the summer, but she's making a school year's resolution to eat better and exercise.
by MiamiDad August 18, 2009
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New Year's present

John: "Crap, I still don't have a Christmas present for Mary. ...I guess I'll just give her a New Year's present instead."
by hillary2016 December 25, 2012
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