A moment of catastrophic admiration. When you’re driving, biking, or otherwise minding your own business, and someone incredibly attractive passes by — you whisper “wow”… and then immediately crash into something — bang!
« Dude, I totally had a wow-bang today. This jogger turned the corner and next thing I knew, my smoothie was on the windshield. »
“Bro, keep your eyes on the road unless you want a wow-bang.”
“Bro, keep your eyes on the road unless you want a wow-bang.”
by $tevolution October 19, 2025
Get the Wow-bangmug. by Arctic November 4, 2016
Get the Wow swirlmug. The god of peanut butter that anyone could eat, unless your'e allergic to WOW. The WOW Butter And Jelly originates from god himself and when it is put in your mouth you feel a tingling that could either be orgasmic, or food poisoning. It is perfectly balanced, as all things should be....
by BradyWasHere December 5, 2019
Get the WOW Butter And Jellymug. 
by PappaT November 8, 2022
Get the Ehh wowmug. Gary Wow is like a Gary, with additional wow. Gary wow is the highest observed state of Gary. Other states of Gary are Kerfuffle and Kaput
It was funny seeing Gary get escorted to the living room in that state. Rather than being a liability, he turned out to be a net asset! Gary Wow!
by daddy-ted June 13, 2020
Get the gary wowmug. by Tiktok publishers November 19, 2024
Get the Wowmug.