worm behavior

Acting like a typical worm would. Example: wriggling on the sidewalk in the rain, doing nothing more than eating and defecating, and possessing a nervous system designed with the absence of pain. Inspired by the simulation of the worm brain and nervous system from OpenWorm

Look at him squirming in his chair, such worm behavior.

by wormbehavior May 25, 2023

The early worm catches the bird

said to advise someone that they will have an advantage if they do something immediately or before anyone else does it

Thank god I hoarded TPs at Costco in February. The early worm catches the bird and the latecomers get nothing

by nood564 March 31, 2020

crank worm

Jerkin it, doin big damage, horkinit

Jorkin my shit - straight horkin my shit - crank worm

by xqcP April 14, 2024

face worm

A newly engaged couple caught kissing on camera when one of them has hypothermia.

Did you see Donna and Dale outside the ski lodge last week, their face worm was so horrendous.

by Jewish madam July 4, 2018

Slam the worm

Intercourse where the girl is On top. Slamming the worm is when the penis comes out of the vagina and the girl lands on it. Damage is caused.

Carl: I was Fuckin ali yesterday and she got too excited and slam the worm.

Frank: man that sucks. Maybe you should have a bigger D.

by C-ram April 26, 2016

Spagetti Worm

When a male sticks his long skinny hairless penis up a female's anus

i used my spagetti worm last night

by theguywholovessex April 2, 2011

Worm Stuffing

The taxidermist’s task for dead pet worms.

On his way home from school after it had rained, Jimmy found a worm on the ground and made it his pet. When it died, they went through the process of worm stuffing.

by alienn0066 May 25, 2018