devil’s work

doing or saying something horrible to another thing or person that makes it seem as if the devil is doing it.

“Hey did you hear about Kylie cheating on Chris?”
“Yeah…truly the devil’s work”

“Why did you push your friend into the pool?”
He snickered before responding, “it was the devil’s work”

by friedgravy March 27, 2023

working the valves

When a man has just pulled up to a urinal in a public restroom and has a gas bubble drop to the back gate at the same time as the flow is about to start. At this moment, a friend walks in and calls you out by name. Now your identity is revealed to others that are in the stalls. With this happening, you can no longer let the brown cloud come flapping out. The only thing you can do is limit the flow with enough squeeze on the urethra that didn’ doesn’t compromise the rectum seal.

Fuck man, my boss walked in to bathroom right when I pulled up to the urinal. A gas bubble dropped and I was working the valves to save myself from an embarrassing fart.

by Bobby the Bug Man March 23, 2022

Working owl

When you bust a massive load on your wife's mouth in the shower when she swallows she said "whoooo"

She worked the owl and I gave her the whoooos. She was "working owl"

by Drewaki939393 December 20, 2020

work release

A system where prisoners work to get paid while serving their sentences.

When Patrick was in prison,he worked at Prospect Hill Cemetery for work release.

by JMC70 October 21, 2017

Home work

something made to ruin the lives of people sent by the gods = Arceus or what not, homework is wort than freaking Arceus's judgement, this bad stuff was made for freakin jerks or smart nerds to rule the world, and this is like attack on titan, more like attack on homework and giving you a flippin sting in the face and paper cutting your head off.this is the worlds secret 8th sin(only for teachers who are mean or the best teachers in the world but have no choice) that is the end of the human race, it is the start of death and and human kind's leap into a buzzsaw. The GIF down below shows what i wanna do with my home work.(the briefcase is the home work)

(dont take this wayyyy too seriously it's just a joke and it's

what i think when i get home work, dont take this too far, p
romise?hope you do)

Example of how it's used in a sentence: (on a gravestone) death of Home work( suicided to end her misery) RIP (Girl's name)

by MilosealQ October 31, 2018

Home Work

A complete wast of time, hours of school having to do lots of work just to come home and do more work for more hours... home work the most annoying thing a teacher can give you right next to a pop quiz...

Teacher- You will have to read pages 120 to 130 and answer 15 questions for home work in your textbook
Student- But you just gave us a lot of classwork and notes to copy, why do we have to get home work
Teacher- To help you, make sure you know it
Student- Fml

by XxXTeNtAcIOnShilohx May 23, 2018

Gas works

The Houses of Parliament in Westminster, London

Only used in London, often by taxicab drivers

If you get off at St James' station, it's only 10 minutes on your shank's pony to get to the gas works

by firereckless May 22, 2019