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Wizard of Odds

Witty Lizzy, word twister, merits the moniker Wizard of Odds.
by Wizard of Odds April 25, 2023
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wizard jerking

the sexual act of dressing an old homeless person and giving the a hand job, then letting them cum in a jar that is then emptied into a cauldron and mixed with different types of herbs. then the concoction is given to the same homeless person as a drink without telling him how it was made
"did you hear about the mass wizard jerking incident!? it was insane!"
by Serbian crab March 14, 2024
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Hotline wizard

The said Master wizard of all things MeFF

MeFF master
That boy is a hotline wizard!
by anonymous April 10, 2024
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Kids vs. Wizards

Eng.: The worst Russian animated movie based on a very controversial book. An blatant xenophobic religious propaganda (read: non-Russians and magicians are evil), graphics and animation efforts are god-awful, the premise and plot are cliched and ridiculous, the overall message is warped, characters are forgettable and unrelatable, multiple blatant historical inaccuracies (read: Nazi camp in Scotland?!), bla-bla-bla. Five obvious reasons I could bother to say. Thank god the sequel never happened.

More like ROC (Russian Orthodox Church) vs. Harry Potter. Harry Potter is still awesome, though.

Rus.: Убогий российский анимационный фильм по очень неоднозначной книге. Банальная ксенофобская религиозная пропаганда (читай: нерусские и маги - зло), графика и анимация отвратительны, замысел и сюжет клишированы и нелепы, общий посыл искажен, персонажи забываемы и неуместны, множество вопиющих исторических моментов неточности (читай: нацистский лагерь в Шотландии?!), бла-бла-бла. Пять очевидных причин, которые я мог бы назвать. Слава богу продолжения не было.

Скорее РПЦ (Русская православная церковь) против Гарри Поттера. Но Гарри Поттер все равно прекрасен.
Kids vs. Wizards' infamous quotes:
Professor Kosh: Let's feed with lead pies! (Профессор Кош: Накормим свинцовыми пирогами!)
Elya: Shut up, Russian pig! (Эля: Заткнись, русская свинья!)
by Maxkatsur April 30, 2023
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Wizard

A person who is a virgin until 30. Probably enjoys video games and he also has a hard time picking up girls but tries it anyways.
"Did you meet Richard yesterday?"
"Yes, he invited me to the theatre and bought me chocolate but then he started to act like a weirdo and I wasn't sure about his intentions. I bet he's a wizard."
by Gamerboy2000000 October 11, 2022
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split the wizard

When you win a chili cook off with armadillo meat and cinnamon rolls (Kansas specialty)
"Hey Mayra, how we gonna split the wizard here?"
by Kansas Armadillo November 14, 2018
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wizard wednesday

When one trips acid during school/work on a Wednesday.
"Wow did you see James? He looked plated." "Yea he's tripping sack it's wizard wednesday.'
by Geebo9011 February 5, 2020
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