Whiskeydick

Two Heavy Metal maniacs with a little country spin from Ft. Worth, Texas who drink more beer & jagermeister than most small countries.
Infamous for songs like Whiskeydick, Wookie Pussy, The 9 inch clitoris, and Blacktooth Grin.

Buddy #1: I feel like getting Drunk, Rowdy and totally jacked up tonight. What should we do?
Buddy #2: Let's go to a Whiskeydick show.

Both: HELL YEAH!!!

by Riffsta February 23, 2007

Whisker Biscuit

The act of one unleashing a meaty fart in their pet's face, causing said pet to relentlessly lick their whiskers in order to savor the flavor.

My cat grey licks his lips when he's about to receive a whisker biscuit, especially on taco night.

by Bobknob69 August 26, 2015

whisky on the rocks

Whisky on the rocks was a Russian submarine of the whisky class. it hit some rocks in Swedish sea. Thats why it's called whisky on the rock.

Whisky on the rocks!

by whisky on the rocks November 26, 2014

Whisker Biscuit

A cocktail consisting of 50% Jager, 50% Hot 100.

Damn it's cold, pass me that flask of Whisker Biscuit.

by frogCheeseburger June 24, 2015

Whisker burn

A rash one gets from having sex with a female that had shaved roughly 12 to 48 hours ago.

I knew that I was going to get whisker burn from eating her out, but I did it anyway.

by Dump truck November 4, 2016

whisker kiss

A whisker kiss is when a man with whiskers rubs his cheeks against yours leaving a burning sensation.

Ow my boyfriend just gave me a whisker kiss and it burns!

by Aguynamedsomeone November 4, 2014

whiskeylessness

A state of being with out whiskey or other necessary booze.

Upon finding his whiskey reserve empty jack descended into a state of whiskeylessness.

by Zer0cool April 27, 2008