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ego waffles

waffles made out of ego which are consumed by narcissistic people in order to sustain a delicate ego
That condescending bitch is so full of herself, I'll bet she ate ego waffles for breakfast.
by Apathetic Messiah January 23, 2011
mugGet the ego wafflesmug.

Black waffle

Stefanie was having a threesome with the garbadgeman and the nextdoor hobo , an awfull smell came up from between her legs. That's when they noticed she had a black waffle
by JesusLovesChildren August 19, 2011
mugGet the Black wafflemug.

Waffle-stomp

When you're a semi-big boy and you take a poo poo in the shower and stomp it with your wet foot down the drain. This most commonly occurs in schools, but some retards even do it at home.
Disabled swim coach: Well what the kids are doing now is this thing called waffle-stomping, where they stick a turd on the shower drain and stomp it straight through... It drains straight to the pool... I've had to clean up 3 stomps this month.
Hall monitor Helen: Ay, no running you cock sucker.
by Markosos G. October 5, 2018
mugGet the Waffle-stompmug.

Blue Waffle

Blue Waffle is disgusting vagina infection,caused by unsafe sex.
Symptom for infection is blue skin around vagina.Blue Waffle can cause pain in vagina and anus infection.
You should never google images of it.
BF: Do not ever google Blue Waffle.
GF:*googles Blue Waffle* Oh My F***ing shit!!!!!!
by Matyu Sniper November 7, 2017
mugGet the Blue Wafflemug.

Chicago waffle

when you shit in someones laptop and close the lid
I just gave a Chicago waffle to Casey
by ry5tygfgvbvvmhl February 8, 2018
mugGet the Chicago wafflemug.

campfire waffle

When you combined chocolate bars, marshmallows and graham crackers after warming over the campfire.
You know what this bonfire is missing, campfire waffles.

s'more
by teamklip2 July 1, 2017
mugGet the campfire wafflemug.

Soggy Waffle

When your partner ejaculates on your anal warts, making it wet and giving it the texture of a waffle.
“My boyfriend gave me a soggy waffle last night..”
by Cunnilingusking June 7, 2018
mugGet the Soggy Wafflemug.

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