toaster sex

When a girl is sitting on top of a man cowgirl style for a minute, the guy turns red like the coils of a toaster perhaps because of asphyxiation. Then the girl pops up into the air off the mans genitalia and into the open arms of a jacked black dude who immediately has the urge to eat her labiae out. In this analogy the girl is the toast, the guy is the toaster, and the black dude is the consumer.

I heard Concretia and Carl were strokin cowgirl style when she pulled the toaster right into Tyrie's arms. He buttered her up with some grape jelly. Thats some fucked up toaster sex.

by Toastie Shakur January 27, 2008

Tosser

Someone who puts a recyclable beverage container in the trash.

Don't be a tosser, Adam, recycle that can.

by Dont Be A Tosser March 4, 2009

Toaster

A title for a woman that sleeps with 4 brothers from the same fraternity house. The toaster is given after this event at the fraternities next social.

"Yeah dawg, you should have seen it, Brandy totally got a toaster from us."

"Man, Tekes are crazy to follow that many times."

by UNLV TKE February 1, 2005

tosser

n. One who frequently reports AOL Terms of Service violations.

ScreenName123 is a tosser. He'll report you if you say "damn."

by Eric Chang February 5, 2004

Toaster Strudel

To drizzle the man goo on a her from your used condom

Gave that girl a Toaster Strudel emptied the icing packet out.

by Feet Baller June 2, 2014

taster's choice

When you jerk off into a Taster's Choice coffee jar and pour it into someone's cereal and they eat it without knowing.

Tony wanted to Taster's Choice Jeremiah for a long time but never got around to it.

by David See December 26, 2004

salad tosser

One who does the salad toss. One who takes it uo the ass. See homo, fag, gay, faggot.

The high school jock team is just a bunch of salad tossers.

by G. Oriber November 10, 2006