Captain Cook'd

To get so altered on either alcohol or drugs that you discover a new land, like the English navy captain that discovered Australia
James: so are we gonna get Captain Cook'd tonight?
Scott: yeah I feel like exploring
by Uncle Querncey November 18, 2017
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captain afghanistan

Also known as 'Captain', is an Australian super hero, originated from Afghanistan under the secret identity of Australian school boy, Oliver.
"It's a boat! It's a refugee! It's Captain Afghanistan!"
by Pu$$Y$l4er21 September 04, 2017
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Pussy Captain

A person who is a captain of pussy. Leader of the pussy.
by rev2285 March 09, 2019
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captain's honor

Captain's Honor is some suicidal, sentimental BS that involves the captain going down with his ship if it sinks. That's literally throwing your life away for no reason. Screw that! I'm getting off this ship!
Because of the Captain's Honor, he chose to go down with his ship.
by Atomic_Thomas March 24, 2016
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Tuna Captain

A man who skippers lots of Tuna - or has sex with a lot of women.
Sam: "Hey Mike, is that the Tuna Captain talking to your girlfriend?"
Mike: "Oh shit. It is. You don't think he's skippered her, do you???"
Sam: "Probably. Guess you're single again."
Mike: "Fuck the Tuna Captain."
Sam: "Yeah, she already did, dude."
by MoscowRant January 24, 2012
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talking to the captain

felating a woman's clitoris. Term derived from the slang for a womans clitoris 'The man in a boat'.
'Right then Barry' declared sharon 'first things first, I want to see you talking to the captain before you stick that cock up me - its not all about you!!'
by chesterpest January 18, 2010
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