When people don't apply to themselves, the same standards that they judge others by. People with this affliction repeatedly fail to live up to their own publicly proclaimed standards.
Richard:
"How bout' that... there she goes again, condemning the barbarous laws of that developing nation while supporting capital punishment in her own".
Joyce:
"Looks like she's suffering from a split screen mind".
"How bout' that... there she goes again, condemning the barbarous laws of that developing nation while supporting capital punishment in her own".
Joyce:
"Looks like she's suffering from a split screen mind".
by Addill January 20, 2010
by Erick Duseldor December 29, 2007
A term used to describe a thought or idea which, when spoken, sounds pretty shitty (i.e. absurd, irrational).
Stevie: I think we should go buy some Super Soakers, fill them with pee, and start shooting at police officers. Wouldn't that be funny?
Jason: Why don't you go ahead and flush that mind dump.
Jason: Why don't you go ahead and flush that mind dump.
by T Hizzle April 13, 2005
The phenomenon that occurs when two individuals are in online chat and type the same exact, or nearly exact, thing simultaneously. Named after Star Trek's Mr. Spock, who had the ability to read minds.
John: I can't wait to see you in San Francisco in three weeks.
Karen: I can't wait until San Francisco in a few weeks.
John: See? We did it again. It's like we read each others' minds. It's a Vulcan Mind Meld!
Karen: I can't wait until San Francisco in a few weeks.
John: See? We did it again. It's like we read each others' minds. It's a Vulcan Mind Meld!
by Mr_Spock August 27, 2009
1. a Top 10 hit for Culture Club (featuring the notorious Boy George) during the fall of 1983.
2. any "church" or religion that dominates the member's lives: what they do, what they say and what they think. They become absolute droids or sheep. In other words, a cult.
2. any "church" or religion that dominates the member's lives: what they do, what they say and what they think. They become absolute droids or sheep. In other words, a cult.
1. Culture Club performed their hit "Church of the Poison Mind" on a TV program to welcome the new year 1984.
2. Danny has been spouting out dogma and doctrine ever since he joined that fundamentalist church. He's now in a Church of the Poison Mind.
3. The members of al-Qaida, Hamas and other so-called Islamic fundie terrorist organizations belong to a Church of the Poison Mind. So do a lot of people all over the planet. That includes here in America.
4. An Episcopalian chapel at the university where I got my college degree advertizes itself by saying that Jesus died to take away your sins, not your mind.
2. Danny has been spouting out dogma and doctrine ever since he joined that fundamentalist church. He's now in a Church of the Poison Mind.
3. The members of al-Qaida, Hamas and other so-called Islamic fundie terrorist organizations belong to a Church of the Poison Mind. So do a lot of people all over the planet. That includes here in America.
4. An Episcopalian chapel at the university where I got my college degree advertizes itself by saying that Jesus died to take away your sins, not your mind.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 27, 2009
A crazy ass mind fuck that makes people go from one place to another really really really fast. It involves a rope, string, and other untold items. There are very few people how know of it and have mastered it.
Toby: Where did they go?
Carlos Spicy Wiener: We went right by you!
Toby: How?
Carlos Spicy Wiener: The power of the Komori Mind Trick!
Carlos Spicy Wiener: We went right by you!
Toby: How?
Carlos Spicy Wiener: The power of the Komori Mind Trick!
by SlimShady:) April 28, 2011
One of the best rap songs ever. it is by the legendary rapper Nas, and it is off one of the best rap albums ever called Illmatic. The beat was created by the best producer ever, DJ premier. Premier's beat on n.y. state of mind is one of the greatest ever.
N.Y. state of mind is a classic, and I would suggest that you download this song if you want to listen to amazing rapping and a magnificent beat.
by got me lost for words July 30, 2008