matt simmons

matt simmons is a character on criminal minds who is best known for his breeding kink.

matt simmons is a dilf

by graysgublr April 1, 2021

Big Matt

Fattest person alive loves to eat a hundred pancakes a day and toast loves tall Venezuelan men and fat Chinese people who touches him. In bed he watches gay porn in bed with his sister while talking to his boyfriend on snap chat (jamie) who sends him dick picks

Big Matt is a very fat gay man

by 6big matt May 14, 2022

The Matt Controller

Matt's are traditionally submissive, so any time they hook up with a lady, they become pussy whipped.

Q. Where's Matt tonight?
A. He's with Kath (his new girlfriend) who has turned him into Thomas the Tank Engine... You know, because Kath is the Matt Controller...

by Nick your stuff March 12, 2020

Matt Stonie

The feeling of being absolutely stoned.

Wanna go to the docks and get super matt stonie?

by Dr. Gill March 1, 2023

Matt Lauered

To be forcefully penetrated in your anus

I wasn’t into anal, but then I got Matt Lauered and saw what it was all about.

by NewDefinition2213 October 12, 2019

matt-rass

v. To harrass a "Matt"

I'm feeling mischevious. Let's go matt-rass

by lafrancium June 25, 2009

Matt Gilligan

A dickhead who vapes and lives at st15 ways

Matt gilligan

by Tom sagaloo November 5, 2018