Out of office Poo

A poo that’s not at your usual pooing time

I had such a large lunch, I needed an “out of office poo”.

by BillyJo420 December 20, 2023

Human Resource Officer

Someone by the name of xKSIxMELEE who can be contacted by fellow members of Force Brigade.

FHG Brainster should give this postion to such person.

Human Resource Officer begins with,"lets talk about your feelings".

by brainster August 2, 2009

Poor effort in the office

To preform blatant laziness and complete dereliction of duty at hand

Bill Rick and Kevin demonstrated a poor effort in the office by dropping the ball

by Just pawns July 9, 2021

Office Works

Formal term for vibes.

Also defined as fish and chips and dominos dependant on mood.

Dude go in hard, this shit is office works as fuck.

by ramseytdec January 31, 2017

Office Carrion

The leftover food at work from catered lunches, personal pizzas, cookies, and sandwich platters that starving and overworked staff eat after about 1:15PM instead of rushing out to grab a quick bite.

1. You should have seen the hordes of co-ops fighting over the office carrion today!
2. Man, I was so busy with back to back meetings today, then that idiot booked a lunch meeting... All I had to eat today was some office carrion. I had to kill four co-ops to eat.

by PartyMoose November 6, 2010

Officer Tatum

Thatnk you Officer Tatum! I'll take that "W" Uh-Thankyouverymuch! Not taking any... Um... What's the other one? What's the other letter? Let's see... There's winning... And then there's.... Hmm... What's the opposite of winning? Um... Look, I don't know. I wouldn't know. But, whatever, I'll take that "W" now... What IS that other word?

Hym "See that!? Officer Tatum says 'THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE BETWEEN CHRISTIAN NATIONALISM AND CHRISTIANITY!' You hear that shit-heads!? You know what THAT means? CORRECT AGAIN!!! I've never NOT been correct! It's the SAME THING! The entire point of the religion is taking over the land they occupy, dissolving the individual by deferring credit their book demon, and hoarding all of the resources so you have to join their incest cult! That's why they keep getting genocided! Putrid, clawing zombies, all of them!"

by Hym Iam March 17, 2024

Office

For the most part, theres two kinds of people that get elected. Theres the kind that would allow people to shame or disrespect them out of an office and resign (no matter the reason given), and theres the kind you'd have to kill (the worst kind). If you're the first kind of person by nature, Trump wants you to vote, since you think you can change things. Back in the Middle ages, if the king wasnt dead, he was still the king, there were no elections. Besides the facade of free elections and newer technology, has anything really changed?

What would you do if you had an office?

by Solid Mantis September 25, 2020