Plumber's Handshake

An extremely disappointing handjob with extremely rough skin.

That girl was up for anything, but then she went for it and it ended up being a plumber's handshake

by Kakistos153 April 24, 2019

internal handshake

The rare act of shaking hands with another man, within another mans anus. Requires at least 3 friends.

Adam had been gaping his arse hole for months so that James and Steve could perform
the elusive 'internal handshake'.

by James the bummer April 18, 2016

Low-mount handshake

When you grab the hand of an unsuspecting individual and bring it near your genitals and act like you are humping the hell out of it.

Dude, I just gave that hot bitch over there a Low-mount handshake!

by Dump truck January 4, 2017

Jazzy Handshake

When a traditional hand shake doesn’t express you fully. Just face each other and snap your fingers while crouching down.

It was just so exciting when Steve told me about his engagement. We just did a jazzy handshake we were so excited!

by mainah March 29, 2019

Cool sandy handshake

When you discreetly slip a piece of sandpaper in ur palm with icy hot to make it stick, before administering a hand job

The cool sandy handshake the actresses younger sister gave the movie producer left him in the hospital with an embarrassing case of road rash.

by Occupational breather August 3, 2018

boebert handshake

A handjob.

Last night we were on the couch watching a movie, and all of a sudden she's giving me a Boebert handshake.

by All Night Al April 8, 2024

Harstad handshake

The north Norwegian act of When you drunkenly have sexual relations with a sibling or parent.

After an office Christmas party at bark Caroline got into her mothers bed and in her drunken stupor engaged in a harstad handshake

by Swirlyy778 April 8, 2025