Christmas barf

excessive decorations on some houses

Wow Christmas barfed on these houses a lot this year.

by EJmcn October 4, 2010

Christmas List

A list of all the celebrities you would love to fuck, but, like a Christmas list, you don't usually get what you want.

Jie: Hey Tj, who is on your Christmas List?
Tj: I would have to say I would bang Megan Fox, Katy Perry, Mila Kunis, Jennifer Lawrence, and at number one Scarlett Johansson!

by Alaric C. February 10, 2015

Christmas Squits

The runs you get on xmas morning after to much to drink on xmas eve.

Mum: You were in the toilet a long time this morning.

Son: Yep, I drank miles too much last night and had the old Christmas Squits!!!

by JimmyF69 December 24, 2008

traditional christmas

Noun.
A traditional christmas consists of the following.

1.) Drinking.
2.) Beating your wife
3.) Having gay buttsex with your friends

Guy 1: Hey guys, do you want to have a traditional christmas this year?
Guy 2: What's that?
Guy 1: Oh, it's where you drink and beat your wife
Guy 2: Sounds fun, lets do it!
Guy 1: Oh, and we have to have gay buttsex.
Guy 3: ...

by Titto July 26, 2006

white christmas

Serving up an ice cream cone, with delicious sperm topping.

All Jane ever wanted was a "white christmas" with Joe.

by Mr Winkie July 16, 2006

black christmas

when a bunch of jews shit down chimneys to show commitment to their religion

"i hope this year nobody gives us a black christmas, santa keeps on mistaking it for cookies, the shit leads a trail through the house into my daughters bedroom""it realy is a mess to clean up"

by thlipery cliterous December 1, 2018

Christmas morning

the act of dumping/ breaking up with a person while ejaculating on their face. It must be pre-planned for a quick getaway. The look on the receivers face should be akin to that of a child on Christmas morning.

surprise!

Its Christmas!

(but, instead of presents its cum and disappointment.)

I can't give my girl frined a Christmas morning
, my car is in the shop, I cant get away fast enough by taking the bus, when the shock wears off she's gonna be pissed.

by Aarknoid and Mr.Mulligan September 12, 2010