Water the Ficus

Any phrase that is used in dirty context to create a conversation that appears sexual in nature, although it is completely harmless.

She neglected to water the ficus, and consequently it went limp and withered back to where it once came.

by The Lintlicker September 30, 2011

Good Water

Vodka.

“Yo bro you got that good water?”

by General Addis January 28, 2023

Puddle Water

A man of dark skin that is so far below the poverty line they use dirty puddle water to wash a stolen bike.

"This nigga was washing his bike of of a fucking puddle,"
"Man that's some real puddle water shit"

by Pretzelguy October 14, 2023

Water Puppies

A person who has a severe love interest to DerpXndy and Snowy

Person: I am going to have a talk with Water Puppies about his serious relationship with Derp.

by sexylabrador April 6, 2023

Diabetus Water

What southerners routinely refer to as sweet tea.

Rodney took a big swing of diabetus water while driving his truck.

by Black and white rage bear December 19, 2022

egg water

Suddybuddy's secret that she accidentally gave to Diego

haha suddy remember egg water?

by gaynigger.org August 18, 2017

water balance

a shitty thing you learn about in grade 9 ecology

what the fuck is water balance

by G3 WougE March 11, 2019