Salt Water Shower

(Noun) - to apply cologne, perfume and/or deodorant after having excerted physical labor or spent at taxing amount of time in an office environment.

Oh man, after work I had to pick up my girlfriend and go to her parents for dinner. I only had time to take a salt water shower in the bathroom at work.

sweat shower salt perspiration

by MR. Polo1987 October 15, 2015

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salt

a small dicked man, they typically like places like ohio because potatoes go good with salt over all a short man that likes pp

did you see salt kiss yams?

by ilikeavocados September 24, 2020

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Golden Salt, commonly used in videogames, refers to someone enjoying pissing off other players and hearing their anger. (Similar to the idea of a golden shower, but in this reference, it's about having the other player piss on you with their anger/salt)

I love getting golden salted by these noobs on Call of Duty.

by shattmields October 31, 2018

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Salt Bush

A bush that resides on a majestic ocean edge. The salt from the ocean sprays onto the said bush.

The ocean consumed the Salt Bush.

by Miramount March 11, 2012

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Salts

Salts stands for “Smiled a little then stopped” if you wanna put lol through text, but you really didn't laugh out loud, and only smiled for a second, its perfect

Jerry: Hey look at this funny meme
*Jerry set a photo*
Luis: Haha salts

by SatansMassiveBalls January 19, 2023

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