Rod bumper

A gay man

That dude’s a total rod bumper.

That rod bumper over there just bought Dave a beer.

by Joey C-Note February 20, 2019

thunder rod

Having a massive cock hit an solid object. Sound of thunder can be heard eminating from the shaft.

Who’s that guy, oh that’s THUNDER ROD!!! Joshua Potter, 2018

by Thunder rod March 26, 2019

D-Rodding

The act of jumping in the air and landing with your penis inside a vagina. Named after Denis Rodman

I tried D-rodding this chick last night and my dick broke upon landing.

by Mr. Rodman November 12, 2023

doing a rod

falling asleep at work

man rod is doing a rod again,

by noddingrod July 1, 2016

rod raper

A woman or man that grabs your morning wood before you wake up.

I woke up with my dick in Mandy's hand this morning. She's such a rod raper.

by BillSchmaggle March 30, 2018

Lead rod

A male sex organ that can survive a neuclear fallout

Man that thing is a lead rod!

by Mernuckle March 20, 2019

Rod Stewart Old

Someone who thinks they’re hot shit, even at such an “old” age.

Dude, my grandpa is sooooo Rod Stewart Old, like we get it, you fought in a war, big deal.

by Dad is looking January 26, 2020