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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 5, 2025

Heavy Jewels

Another term for blue balls

My wife and I haven’t gotten busy in a while so I had to the our kids play with heavy jewels.

by Jones1973 December 26, 2022

Heavy

Used to describe a strong emotion or feeling in sort of the same way the word "really" is used.

A: did you see Dequavious' girl
B: on heavy that guy pulled a baddie

A: thanks for being such a good friend
B: but on heavy though, I'm always here if you need to talk

by Duke Dequavious July 9, 2023

Heavy Magnet

Fat, heavy, clingy bitch.

"Bro this bitch is a heavy magnet." - Heavy metal

by Goofy ahh Cat July 29, 2023

Heavy

a big lump of turd who uses his gun all day and sits on his medic

"KILL THEM ALL! HAHAHHAHA"
HEAVY YOU ARE SITTING ON 8 OF US AND SCOUT CANT GET PAST THE SNIPERS"

by LOLIAmPwningU August 24, 2023

Heavy-Medic

Commonly referred to in Team Fortress 2, the Heavy-Medic is a heavy that is constantly being healed by a medic, usually behind them. Possibly being übercharged in the process which poses a great disadvantage to the opposing team. This is due to his powerful minigun and his significantly high health when being healed.

I'm being dominated by a Heavy-Medic!

There's a Heavy-Medic in the base!

by energ157 August 30, 2023

Heavy kid

A "heavy kid" is someone who's super impressive and cool, like they've got this amazing presence and talent that just blows you away.

Your heavy kid

by Heavy kidd September 29, 2025