pig in the garden

To immerse oneself in self satisfaction without another human being

This morning, I was like a pig in the garden, and made myself come six times with my own hand.

by anonymous November 14, 2020

The Rose Garden

The lawn in front of the Main Building where students host anything from Fall Festivals to mildly homoerotic Shakespeare plays

Did you see Twelfth Night in the Rose Garden last year? They tied that guy up to the pole and blindfolded him, it was crazy.

by rampanteducator August 11, 2025

Abolition Garden

shit discord server

"Have you ever heard of Abolition Garden?"
"Yeah, it's a shit server."

by anonymous August 8, 2023

Garden hose

People argue about everything from sports to politics all the time without ending up dead, so you gotta wonder about a story about a guy getting shot over a garden hose, even where two hostile parties are concerned. What's sillier about a garden hose argument than sports or politics? There's not many things people argue about that aren't silly, and yet people still argue in 2019.

The guy is gonna get himself shot over his willful ignorance and arguments about hoses, appliances, tools, supplies, and junk around the house, he talks too fuckin much to be around a true gangster, the kind of guy who will kill a motherfucker and his dog for talking about a garden hose.

by Solid Mantis December 9, 2019

Night Gardener

Someone who uses urine to water various plants on the side of the road at night

Generally when intoxicated an unable to hold it for the duration of the trip

Passenger: I need to water the crops right now dude
Driver: You’re always such a night gardener
Passenger: I need to go now pull over to that to that ditch

by The Dirty Rafe January 2, 2023

gradient garden

A garden where the flowers are arranged to resemble a gradient.

Cerulean: I like how the orange flowers blend smoothly with the yellow ones!
Turquoise: I told you it was a smart idea to grow a gradient garden.

by Blues and Dumbness May 7, 2019

garden prairie

What a place, a hick place where no one goes and there are corn fields for days. There is enough dip and beer for the whole world in Garden Prairie. And you dont have to be of age.

Guy:"Where you buy your dip "
Other Guy:"Garden Prairie"

by Cunt-tree boi January 13, 2018