knotted cream

when a persons pubic hair is knotted up due to the leakage of certain sexual fluids.

"Last night was the best shag i ever had, shame about my knotted cream! It hurts like hell to undo, next time i will tell him to cum inside me not over me"

"I left her wiv a knotted cream"

"He said spit or swallow, so i said spit and left him wiv knotted cream"

by Tinkerbell Marie W October 23, 2008

Fustard cream

Take a custard cream and a bit of fudge, place the fudge on the custard cream and eat.

Do you want a fustard cream?

by Bob the friendly alligator ghost April 19, 2007

Vagisil Cream

It's an ointment for dudes who are acting like bitches!

Raffy - "Matt stop being all angry and shit"
Matt - "You know what bro I'm going to cry about it"
Raffy - "Matt get the Vagisil cream in the the top left drawer and stop crying like a bitch"

by That Raffy Taffy August 02, 2015

Ice Cream

One of the most delisious substance on earth!!!
if u'v never had ice cream and u take a first big bite u get a..... BRAIN FREEZE
LUV ICE CREAM!

yum delisious ICE CREAM

by sdjfhsdbluvbugok November 07, 2008

Ice Cream

i think it just meanz yayo, all day

got some ice-cream?
it means coke.

by YoungCali August 27, 2003

Cookies and cream

A game where a chocolate chip cookie is laid in the middle of a circle jerk and everyone ejaculates onto the cookie,if anyone misses the cookie they have to eat the cookie.If noone misses the cookie then the last person to ejaculate has to eat the cookie.

My mom caught us all skipping school one day.She came home from work early and caught us in the basement playing cookies and cream.

by Drew Wolverton September 29, 2003

Crispy Cream

When a guy ejaculates on a girls stomach,lets it dry out, and then feeds it to her. It is both cripy and creamy, and the ladies love it!

Last night was awesome, I crispy creamed Sara and she loved it.

by RANDRSR March 28, 2008