Jack the Crack

Any man or woman who is so inept in the kitchen that they chew on frozen pizza bruv. if they've had too much to drink and need to throw up, they will proceed to take down their trousers revealing their crack, thus the name. You know when a jack the crack is elated as they say "decent". A JC loves to fight for their own entertainment and youll know when they are up for it by them yelling "cooooome on". They are especially horny for larger woman and look for a "bad B with a big back". A Jack the Cracks street slang comes from their desperation to escape their loving white middle class family. All in all a decent geezer.

" is that a jack the crack fighting again in the courtyard with his trousers down?"

by eggybastard123 February 4, 2021

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cracked actor

when you want to have sex with David Bowie and just wish you was his wife but you can´t because he is dead and was married to Man

I really feel like an cracked actor lately

by Rock n roll with Ziggy March 7, 2019

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crack grease

That nasty ass wet feeling in the crack of your ass. Some believe it's caused by a dirty sweaty ass crack. Real talk is that you should of wiped your ass a couple more times.

Smell my finger. Is that shit or just crack grease?

by youdknowifitwasupinya October 4, 2015

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Crack a kodiak

A phrase used to express the act of repeatedly striking/assaulting an obese male.

"I had a bad day so I decided to Crack a Kodiak", "I cannot wait to pure Crack a Kodiak"

by GyammonFast November 25, 2019

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Crack Bike

A bike that was stolen and sold for well below it's original price by a crack cocaine addict so they can fund their drug habit.

Dude 1: Dude, I just bought this bike for $20 from that used bike store.

Dude 2: Yeah man, it's totally a crack bike. Apparently this hobo shows up everyday with a new one.

by SgtHotdogs April 17, 2011

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