When a group of people shits in the toilet, but decides not to flush, thus creating a shit staircase to the rim of the toilet
Cleaner1 "Those students are filthy bastards"
Cleaner2 "Why?"
Cleaner1 "They left a shit staircase in the lavatory"
Cleaner2 "Filthy Students"
Cleaner2 "Why?"
Cleaner1 "They left a shit staircase in the lavatory"
Cleaner2 "Filthy Students"
by dirtydom February 20, 2010
The sudden urge to have a bowel movement, causing the immediate cancellation of previously scheduled daily plans.
"Professor Smith I just want to appologize for missing last class. Ya' see I was sitting in the class before this one and could just feel a shit-astrophe brewing. Needless to say, I had to run back to my dorm. I'm sure you'll understand."
by The Bergmann March 02, 2010
Loves wearing a leather gimp suit and mask while being voluntarily chained to a basement wall and joyfully begging for more of master's feces in which to consume like the fuckboy slave he is. Master provides a fresh feast of feces daily for the gimps insatiable hunger for human waste through a 4" self lubricated pvc feeding system in the kitchen closet in which leads to the gimps lair.
by #12345 November 05, 2017
by benster12 December 08, 2009
The act of straining so hard whilst shitting that you slowly weep, putting everyone else in the bathroom in an awkward situation
Person 1: Dude dont go in that bathroom I heard someone cry shitting.
Person 2: Should we ask if he's ok?
Person 1: Naw that'd be too weird.
Person 2: Should we ask if he's ok?
Person 1: Naw that'd be too weird.
by Dream Creamer May 18, 2017
1. What you say to someone that did something wrong/stupid, maybe leaving, and then coming back acting as if nothing happened.
2. What you say to someone that tried to do something, thinking it's easy when it's really not, and then failing horribly.
2. What you say to someone that tried to do something, thinking it's easy when it's really not, and then failing horribly.
Def 1:
You just gonna act like you didn't do that shit before? You really thought shit was sweet?
Def 2:
You really think you can get a 100 on an exam without studying? You thought that shit was sweet huh?
You just gonna act like you didn't do that shit before? You really thought shit was sweet?
Def 2:
You really think you can get a 100 on an exam without studying? You thought that shit was sweet huh?
by rss_atlas May 27, 2021
When your crap is so huge or messy that you leave it unflushed so the next user can thrill to it as well.
by FilmoFreddy March 18, 2017