Tainted Sausage

When you find out a guy has already slept with a close friend. (male or female, it's still sausage)
See Tainted Beef for a woman.
Dude 1 'Dude, I was gona sleep with Kyle, but then I found out you already had'
Dudette 1 'Ah man that sucks, doesn't matter though, he was tepid at best'
Dude 2 ' When a friend taints your prospect sausage it hurts hard, ahh... Tainted Sausage'
by Torakvf44 September 20, 2018
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Taint soup

When your taint is soaked in sweat due to weather or emotional influence. This is the umbrella phrase that covers ball soup and clam chowder.
It was way too hot last night, I woke up with a bowl of taint soup.
by Kungfud00d January 26, 2014
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Riley Skin Taint

A viscous disease that no one wants.
See; feline aids
Oh lawd have mercy she touched me. I’m gonna get the Riley skin taint
by Sneebles May 20, 2022
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Taint Envy

Hitting on a female whom you’ll never ever have sexual relations with.
Hitting on the bosses wife is a clear case of taint envy.
by Jews1440 April 22, 2020
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eye taint

The skin below your eye and above your cheek bone.
Are you tired? Your eye taint is puffy.
by Dougiedougs March 23, 2018
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taint forest

An overgrown and infested bundle of hair in between your nut sack and butt hole.
Person 1- "Man, you smell like ass cheese"
Person 2- "Don't worry, its just my taint forest, i haven't trimmed it in over a year, it's really infested"
by OD10US 0NE November 12, 2014
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The Tainted Fleetwood

While in a old Cadillac Fleetwood, you whip out a sheep skin condone and a bottle of champagne at the ready. Firstly, Wray that willy in the sheep skin and plow in the brown on that supple leather, and at the end, shake up the bottle and tug her hair to get her attention to look back in frustration and confusion, then with a fully loaded sheep skin condom, pop the bottle and pop the full condom into the jetstream of bubbly into the face and all over the rest of your unfortunate partner in this endeavor.
Dude.... so you’re saying you bought that garbage Cadillac just the do The Tainted Fleetwood on the violin band major and the prom queen from 4 years ago? Dude weirdy beards, my dude..! But so rad!
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