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Taint of unborn children

To convince a woman or man that their beliefs of sex drugs lifestyle well-being is better if it's full of unprotected sex alcohol pills and other drugs. If they live a low life in bad places it will be better.
Just because I live this way doesn't mean sharyl following me has to blame me for the taint of her unborn children. Taint of unborn children
by Amorites June 25, 2025
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Taint Handle

The act of inserting a soft tube object from anus to vagina. Replicating a handle so the person's partner may pick them up carry them or enjoy.
Me and Greg taint handled last night. He carried me over 30 feet.
by Titanthetainttickler March 9, 2019
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Taint Sparkle

The remains of a fart that produces a splatter of shit on one's taint.
"I thought I farted, but when i wiped, the paper revealed that I had a large amount of taint sparkles."
by klickklackpow January 6, 2012
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Pseudo Euro taint

A person who is American but often uses Euro and British expressions such as "holiday" instead of vacation or "bin" instead of trash. In extreme cases they will even refer to distances in kilometers rather than feet or miles. In vomit inducing examples, and worthy of a punch to the balls, they will tell you the temperature in Celsius.
Greg how much did you run today? "6.87 kilometers." Get a life you pseudo euro taint!
by His lordship and mr handsome September 5, 2024
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Fallen Taint

When Rud asks for a picture of your chocolate starfish, in return for a $1000 weekly payment plan!
Hey man, gimme that Fallen Taint!
by MS.M-R February 4, 2021
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taint muffin

a blueberry muffin that now has taint particles on it that weren't there before breakfast.
Gosh darnit, you are being such a taint muffin right now. taint muffin
by taint muffin November 16, 2016
mugGet the taint muffinmug.

taco taint

The female equililant to a cock block
Don't taco taint my ass bitch, he's hot.
by Biggie Bigs June 20, 2017
mugGet the taco taintmug.

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