Slappers

Slappers

Slappers

by LUMONOVA November 5, 2025

Side Swipper

Someone who has a strikingly sexy profile (side view... not online), but they are not as hot from the front.

Ey, remember that dude i was scoping at the Kwanzaa Festival sitting cross the room- I saw him from the front and he was a straight Side Swipper, dis-a-ppointment!

by Chellz January 5, 2008

puffer-snapper

some one who wants to be a stoner but is not one normally losers with no money take this roll to get friends

That party was lame, the puffer-snapper showed up and started acting stoned.

by Austrage18 April 23, 2009

crutch slapper

someone who regularly slaps crutches around old peoples ankles

sian isaac the crutch slapper

by simon williams32 December 14, 2009

Muff slapper

The pass-time in which the subject rips off a female's clothes and slaps the victim's vagina.

Employer:"How would you describe yourself?"
Interviewee:"A badman muff slapper."

by badmanjoe October 8, 2010

sipper-snapper

A drink of liquor. While the term 'sip' is used within the word, generally a sipper-snapper can be a drink as large as a 711 Big Gulp cup.

Jesus: Yo whats good with those bitches?

Dennis: They wanna chill around 11 tonight at some ritzy ass club, we should go grab some cheap sipper-snappers before we go to save some money.

by dmo86 April 20, 2011

Flap Slapper

A female who in an effort to encourage further vigorous copulation slaps her own genitals as if beating a war drum. Rhythm is usually comparable to the Christmas Carol “ The Little Drummer Boy” with encouraging words in place of the lyrics and vigourous slapping of the hand on the genitals in place of the “Parumpa pum pum” sections.

Dude, Maria is such a Flap Slapper. I can't get enough of her.

by Peto G June 11, 2011