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2022 Stoner

A 1999 born Floridan baby brother who, LITERALLY, smokes all day, every day. Every second of every minute of every hour of every day of every week, month, and year and can still have a functioning adult life. Someone who's life is more on track than the average adult who doesn't smoke.

#Mystonerlittlebrotherhasabetteradultlifethanme
#CJH05111999
"Dude, have you seen the 2022 Stoner? I wish I could be that cool."

"2022 Stoner is the new kind of cool"

"2022 Stoner is who I wanna be when I grow up!"
by ThatGirl04221998 July 22, 2022
mugGet the 2022 Stonermug.

Stoner

A "stoner" is a person who regularly does and gets high on drugs, mostly cannabis.
He's a stoner.
by IceXXX July 16, 2021
mugGet the Stonermug.

ghetto stoner

A ghetto stoner is a stoner basically a broke struggle stoner that uses bottle bongs and tinfoil pipes, quarter and pill bottle for a grinder, regular ol writing paper and gum wrappers and tries conserving as much weed as possible because they don't know when the next time they will get their hands on some more weed
Person 1: hey man want to light up today

Person 2: naw man I can't I'm runnin outta weed

Person 1: ah I see

Person 2: yup that's what happened when you’re like me a mf ghetto stoner
by Yeemo_boi_666 January 22, 2022
mugGet the ghetto stonermug.

Stoner

Someone who believes that any problem whether it’s small or big it can be fixed by smoking marijuana and someone who believes that any activity they do will be better if they are stoned.
Person 1: hey Matt do you wanna go bowling Tonight?

Person 2: yeah would love too but I’ll have a quick joint before wanna join? Cuz I’m a stoner ofc
by Mitchell271jonnys June 1, 2018
mugGet the Stonermug.

Liquid Stoner

“Where’s ryan?”
“He’s on the toilet… he’s a liquid stoner
by Zizi ballon January 4, 2023
mugGet the Liquid Stonermug.

Stoner boner

Being attracted to the type of rebel/bad boy (or sometimes girl) who is clearly using drugs of some variety.
Guy 1: Dude, is she seriously flirting with that skater pothead?
Guy 2: Yeah, she has a total stoner boner.
by Lillykins January 30, 2015
mugGet the Stoner bonermug.

Stoner

A fresh baked daily treat of a human. Smells sort of like skunk, a stoner tends to enjoy carbs such as sourdough bread, pizza, and donuts. A stoner will avoid local police at all costs -regardless of being a criminal or not.
Bitch Brittany: "Tiffany, I saw a stoner the other day! They smelled like weed and non judgement ."
by Caffeinated FrogStar July 4, 2023
mugGet the Stonermug.

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