Steven

A man who does literally everything. He works everywhere, is everywhere, is everyone, steven is is omnipotent

"You see that car crash over on 4th?"
"Yeah why?"
"You know who caused it?"
"Steven did it"

by C.T Tracy April 16, 2023

Steven

its Jason Bourne

person #1: wait who is that

person #2: it's.... Jason Bourne

person #1: bro... his name tag says Steven

by boomersooner12354 June 4, 2018

Steven

💙

I love a Steven 💙

by Angelsandlove February 6, 2023

Steven

Typically Steven’s a fuckboys who will be really nice to you but always have an ulterior motive, Steven’s will never just talk to one girl they will most likely choose playing games over messaging you and will try and get with your friends.
Usually a Steven will talk to you for a while and then get bored and move onto another girl but every once in a while he’ll come back and the cycle begins again

NEVER TRUST A STEVEN

Girl #1 : This boy has just stopped talking to me for no reason

Girl #2 : What was his name?

Girl #1 : It’s Steven

Girl #2 : Ah that makes sense

by truthfulfacts123 October 6, 2020

Lord Steven Q. Fletcher Esquire Goldfish The Third

The bestest character from The Adventure Zone.

Person 1: Who is your favorite fantasy character?
Person 2 (me): Lord Steven Q. Fletcher Esquire Goldfish The Third

by Your friendly neighborhood idi October 22, 2020

steven

mega hot and attractive and very very attractive voice and plz run me over with a truck and bend me over

i love steven so much plz bend me over

by sillykittymeow March 9, 2025

Steven

Is a big back ass bitch

Steven He always says let me get your food

by Niiggeerr November 28, 2024